Welcome to beautiful Nukkin Futz, home of the storm water drain.
Little is known of the original inhabitants of Nukkin Futz because they were killed off by conquistadors and influenza.
Our capital, Narangary, is world renown for its regular garbage collection service and faintly obscene pastries.
Many of the inhabitants still wear the traditional "phlegmsteyne", impractical trousers with sewn up legs and little groin space.
Your family will go nukkin futz for Nukkin Futz.